Whole30: Day 3
I hate cookies.
Not the food cookies, I love those cookies. I’m talking about the internet cookies that live in my computer and know how my brain works.
Okay so I don’t know internets, so not the point.
Oh for FUCKS sake.
I haven’t eaten bread in FIFTY. THREE. HOURS. I absolutely do not want to hear about any miracle whatevers right now.
And stop taking me for an easy mark! I’m smart, dammit! I WILL NOT FALL FOR YOUR LIIIIIEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!
If I see one more thing about a miracle quick-fix ANYWHERE on the internet, I will evolve beyond the need for human form, travel through my computer into the internet and punch facebook where the sun don’t shine.